Diary of a Farting Creeper

Diary of a Farting Creeper Author Wimpy Fart
ISBN-10 0692600302
Release 2015-12-13
Pages 42
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$9.95 *Amazon Minecraft DISCOUNT for Limited Time* Minecraft: Diary of a Farting Creeper is a hilarious must-read for any kid who loves Minecraft. Kids ages 7+ can't wait to jump into to these Minecraft adventures! Why does the Creeper fart? Creepers are supposed to EXPLODE, but something went wrong! In the first book of this hilarious Minecraft adventure series, we get to read the diary of an actual young Minecraft Creeper. Take a peek at what is really going on in this Creeper's life and how he overcomes trouble and bullying at school. Are Creepers really different from us? You'll be surprised at what you discover. So, jump into this Minecraft adventure and find out! Scroll up and Grab your copy NOW! You'll be so happy you did: -)



Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 2

Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 2 Author Herobrine Books
ISBN-10 0986444146
Release 2015-03-13
Pages 136
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"This unofficial Minecraft novel is an original work of fan fiction which is not sanctioned nor approved by the makers of Minecraft."--Title page verso.



Mob School Survivor

Mob School Survivor Author Greyson Mann
ISBN-10 9781510718234
Release 2017-03-07
Pages 180
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The launch of an exciting, hilarious new series narrated by an underdog every Minecrafter can relate to. Gerald Creeper Jr. is a self-proclaimed pacifist (which, by the way, has nothing to do with a pacifier), but he finds himself in the war zone when he starts his first year at Mob Middle School. At his new school, every monster in the Overworld is jockeying for power, and the skeletons seem to have it out for him. Armed with a 30-day plan (he can thank his mom’s self-help obsession for that), Gerald makes it his mission to use his brains—instead of his blasts—to survive the school year. It all starts with: Day 1: Come up with a nickname. (Gerald is not gonna cut it.) Day 2: Keep a low profile. (Not easy when your new best friend is a super bouncy slime!) Day 3: Avoid being target practice for skeletons, and somehow get in with super-popular Eddy Enderman. (Easier said than done.) The first book in this laugh-out-loud funny, heavily illustrated, diary format series for Minecrafters follows the most misunderstood hostile mob in the Overworld. It’s not easy being green . . . or explosive!



Diary of an Adventurous Creeper Book 1

Diary of an Adventurous Creeper  Book 1 Author Mark Mulle
ISBN-10 1511933445
Release 2015-04-29
Pages 36
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GENRE: Children's Adventure An Unofficial Minecraft Book for Kids Ages 9 - 12 Set in the enchanting world of popular video game Minecraft, Carl the creeper, a lonely creeper that yearns to be accepted by other mobs around him, finds a mysterious map that leads him to the mystical Nether world where he begins a quest to find the Blaze Guardian to have his wish to be loved granted. His biggest rivals, Sally the slime, Rowley the wild rabbit, Chima the pesky chicken, and Danny the snooty dog become the major thing standing between him and the happiness he so desperately seeks. When Carl and his rivals' lives are at stake, they have the choice to put aside their differences and fight for their survival, or continue to disagree and most likely perish. Creeper Chronicles is a story that follows the budding of friendships and explores the rewards of courage, honesty and perseverance. Other books in the Diary of an Adventurous Creeper series Book 2: Journey to the End, http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00VRVVBAE/ Book 3: Dragon Savior, http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00VXJ17GI/ Author's Note: This short story is for your reading pleasure. The characters in this "Minecraft Diary Books for Kids" such as Steve, Endermen or Herobrine...etc are based on the Minecraft Game coming from Minecraft (r)/TM & (c) 2009-2013 Mojang / Notch



Stinky Steve Book One a Minecraft Mishap

Stinky Steve  Book One   a Minecraft Mishap Author P. T. Evans
ISBN-10 1536869104
Release 2016-08-02
Pages 84
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DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU THINK FARTS ARE FUNNY? See what happens in the wonderful world of Minecraft when Steve can't stop farting. Are the Creepers and zombies terrified - or attracted - to Steve's toxic smell? Can Steve find a way to overcome his flatulent issue, or will it get the best of him in the end? Find out in this fun new superhero series by PT Evans and Illustrated by Jake Tashjian.Purchase both Stinky Steve 1 and 2 today for under $10!



Diary of a Genius

Diary of a Genius Author Salvador Dali
ISBN-10 1840686790
Release 2017-05-01
Pages 160
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DIARY OF A GENIUS stands as one of the seminal texts of Surrealism, revealing the most astonishing and intimate workings of the mind of Salvador Dali, the eccentric polymath genius who became the living embodiment of the 20th century's most intensely subversive, disturbing and influential art movement. Dali's second volume of autobiography, DIARY OF A GENIUS covers his life from 1952 to 1963, during which years we learn of his amour fou for his wife Gala, and their relationship both at home in Cadaques and during bizarre world travels. We also learn how Dali draws inspiration from excrement, rotten fish and Vermeer's Lacemaker to enter his rhinocerontic period, preaching his post-holocaustal gospels of nuclear mysticism and cosmogenic atavism; and we follow the labyrinthine mental journeys that lead to the creation of such paintings as the Assumption, and his film script The Flesh Wheelbarrow. This new expanded edition includes a brilliant and revelatory essay on Salvador Dali, and the importance of his art to the 20th century, by the author J G Ballard. Illustrated throughout in full colour, with over 60 works by the artist plus numerous documentary photographs."



Minecraft

Minecraft Author Funny Comics
ISBN-10 1514755254
Release 2015-06-29
Pages 52
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Diary Of A Friendly Minecraft Creeper What happens when a creeper gets tired of creeping and just wants to be a friend? One day a little creeper wakes up and decides to leave the cave in order to explore the wider world. He's friendly to everyone and would really like to make some non creeper friends. However most of the beings he encounters seem to be scared of him. Can the friendly creeper convince those he meets that he means them no harm or will he be forced to become a dangerous creeper like his peers? Read this illustrated story to find out! ACT NOW! Click the orange BUY button at the top of this page! Soon, you will be reading Diary Of A Friendly Minecraft Creeper from the comfort of your own home!



Along Came a Spider

Along Came a Spider Author James Patterson
ISBN-10 9781473539310
Release 2017-01-01
Pages 496
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The international bestseller introducing Detective Alex Cross Two children have been kidnapped from an elite private school in Washington DC, and Alex Cross is charged with finding them. The kidnapper is their maths teacher, a man named Gary Soneji. As Cross gets pulled deeper into the strange world of the kidnapper, it becomes clear he is not what he seems...



Alice and the Fly

Alice and the Fly Author James Rice
ISBN-10 9781444790115
Release 2015-01-15
Pages 336
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This is a book about phobias and obsessions, isolation and dark corners. It's about families, friendships, and carefully preserved secrets. But above everything else it's about love. Finding love - in any of its forms - and nurturing it. Miss Hayes has a new theory. She thinks my condition's caused by some traumatic incident from my past I keep deep-rooted in my mind. As soon as I come clean I'll flood out all these tears and it'll all be ok and I won't be scared of Them anymore. The truth is I can't think of any single traumatic childhood incident to tell her. I mean, there are plenty of bad memories - Herb's death, or the time I bit the hole in my tongue, or Finners Island, out on the boat with Sarah - but none of these are what caused the phobia. I've always had it. It's Them. I'm just scared of Them. It's that simple.



Bubble in the Bathtub

Bubble in the Bathtub Author Jo Nesbo
ISBN-10 9781439156070
Release 2011-01-04
Pages 432
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The Fart Powder was such a successful invention that Doctor Proctor, Nilly, and Lisa couldn’t stop there. Next up: a time-travelling bathtub. You just hop in, lather up the Time Soap, and wish for where you’d like to go. Doctor Proctor has plans for this new invention. You see, he lost his true love years ago, when Juliette Margarine married an evil count. The good Doctor has never quite gotten over this, and he's going back to change it. But when things go wrong, it's up to Nilly and Lisa to travel back in time to right all wrongs and reunite the two lovebirds. Nothing is quite so simple in a Jo Nesbo book. Enter a herd of hippos, a scheming assistant, and Time Soap that keeps going awry, sending Nilly and Lisa to the storming of the Bastille! Fortunately, as in every Jo Nesbo book, the Fart Powder solves everything.



Minecraft The Island

Minecraft  The Island Author Max Brooks
ISBN-10 9780399181788
Release 2017-07-18
Pages 288
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NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • The first official Minecraft novel! In the tradition of iconic adventures like Robinson Crusoe and Treasure Island, the author of World War Z tells the story of a hero—stranded in the world of Minecraft—who must unravel the secrets of a mysterious island in order to survive. Washed up on a beach, the lone castaway looks around the shore. Where am I? Who am I? And why is everything made of blocks? But there isn’t much time to soak up the sun. It’s getting dark, and there’s a strange new world to explore! The top priority is finding food. The next is not becoming food. Because there are others out there on the island . . . like the horde of zombies that appear after night falls. Crafting a way out of this mess is a challenge like no other. Who could build a home while running from exploding creepers, armed skeletons, and an unstoppable tide of hot lava? Especially with no help except for a few makeshift tools and sage advice from an unlikely friend: a cow. In this world, the rules don’t always make sense, but courage and creativity go a long way. There are forests to explore, hidden underground tunnels to loot, and undead mobs to defeat. Only then will the secrets of the island be revealed. Praise for Minecraft: The Island “A rollicking adventure yarn; Robinson Crusoe for the digital age.”—NPR



Pokemon Go

Pokemon Go Author Red Smith
ISBN-10 1537718096
Release 2016-09-16
Pages 58
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Pikachu is such a cute Pokemon. But when he gets gassy, he will become a fart whisperer. OR a fart shouterer. He's obsessed! Are silent farts worse? How can Pikachu save himself from those mega-embarrassing moments? Can Pikachu turn his fart into a deadly weapon or his butt will say otherwise? Ready to laugh your butt off? Grab it now while it's still available at this discounted price.



I Am Ozzy

I Am Ozzy Author Ozzy Osbourne
ISBN-10 9780748114726
Release 2009-10-01
Pages 320
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Has there ever been a more extraordinary rock-star story than Ozzy Osbourne's? Born into a life so poor that the whole family slept in one room, Ozzy endured a tough upbringing. Music was his salvation and his band Black Sabbath went on to change the music scene forever. But along with the rock and roll came the inevitable sex and drugs and Ozzy fell into a long relationship with addictive substances. The stories of Ozzy's days on the road are legendary - biting the head off a live bat, losing his best friend and writing partner Randy Rhoades in a tragic plane crash - but few know of the real heartbreak he suffered during those days of excess. In the end it was love that saved him: the love of his wife Sharon and kids Kelly, Jack and Aimee. In his highly anticipated autobiography, Ozzy comes clean: in all senses.



Ulysses Annotated

Ulysses  Annotated Author James Joyce
ISBN-10 9783736813762
Release 2014-05-22
Pages 1064
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Ulysses (1922) is a novel by the Irish author James Joyce. It was first serialised in parts in the American journal The Little Review from March 1918 to December 1920, and then published in its entirety by Sylvia Beach on 2 February 1922, in Paris. Joyce's technical innovations in the art of the novel... he used a complex network of symbolic parallels drawn from the mythology, history, and literature, and created a unique language of invented words, puns, and allusions. One of the most important works of Modernist literature, it has been called "a demonstration and summation of the entire movement". "Before Joyce, no writer of fiction had so foregrounded the process of thinking." Written over a seven-year period from 1914 to 1921. No book has ever been more eagerly and curiously awaited by the strange little inner circle of book-lovers and littérateurs than James Joyce's "Ulysses".



Diary of a Farting Steve

Diary of a Farting Steve Author Fart Diaries
ISBN-10 1541366778
Release 2016-12-31
Pages 44
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What do you get when you mix Minecraft and a Christmas Party with just too much to eat? Out of control Fart-Powers, that's what! Minecraft legend Steve realizes this too late when he attends the annual Christmas Party of his village. When he eats way too much, he suddenly develops a strange Fart-Power. He can't stop passing gas, but the gas works as a new source for materials to craft! This amazing power is wonderful at first, but Steve will soon come into conflict with his nasty Town Nitwit Bolo. Once Bolo gains fart-powers of his own, Steve must stop him from destroying everything and causing the fart-apocalypse! It's an all-out fart-war, and Steve will soon realize that with great farts, comes even greater farts! GET YOUR COPY NOW!



Everything for Her

Everything for Her Author Alexa Riley
ISBN-10 0373004524
Release 2016-12-27
Pages 368
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USA TODAY BESTSELLING AUTHOR USA TODAY bestselling author Alexa Riley's first full-length novel shows just what happens when a strong, possessive man finds the woman of his dreams. I'll never forget the way she looked, so confident and sure of herself. I watched her from a distance. She wasn't ready for me yet. I didn't approach her and I didn't disturb her, but I never once took my eyes off her. Mallory Sullivan is ready to start her new life. After graduating at the top of her class, she's landed one of the most coveted internships in the United States. Hard work and determination have gotten her to this moment of living the life she only dreamed of while growing up in foster care. From the start, I knew that she would be my greatest achievement, so the day I let her go, I set down a path for her. A path to me. She never expected Oz to be the greatest culmination of those dreams. But sometimes fate determines who you fall in love with. Who makes you lose control. Who owns your soul. And then you realize it wasn't fate at all... I've wanted to care for and protect her since the first moment I saw her. I've constructed everything in our lives so that at the perfect moment, I could have her, could give her the life she deserves. The time has come.



Herobrine Goes to School

Herobrine Goes to School Author
ISBN-10 1338064576
Release 2016
Pages 108
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Jump into this zany adventure as Herobrine enters our human world and enrolls in human Middle School. What kind of trouble will he get himself into? Or, what kind of trouble will he cause?