Pearls Blows Up

Pearls Blows Up Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 9781449401061
Release 2011-03-01
Pages 256
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Follows the escapades of self-centered Rat and kindly (but dumb) Pig and their pals, with commentary from the author.



Because Sometimes You Just Gotta Draw a Cover with Your Left Hand

Because Sometimes You Just Gotta Draw a Cover with Your Left Hand Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 9781449410230
Release 2012-04-10
Pages 128
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Weighing in on subjects ranging from modern technology and current events to human nature and drinking beer in the fourth grade, a treasury of Pearls Before Swine daily and Sunday strips follows the gang's antics between the summer of 2009 and the spring of 2010. Original. 30,000 first printing.



Friends Should Know When They re Not Wanted

Friends Should Know When They re Not Wanted Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 9781449401177
Release 2012-10-30
Pages 96
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In Friends Should Know When They're Not Wanted, Stephan Pastis, of Pearls Before Swine fame, offers a funny take on the dark side of friendship as shown through sappy photographs and sarcastic quotes. Consider the following: * Friendships are like rainbows. They go away. * You can't put a price on a friend. Which is too bad. I'd like to sell mine. * There is no greater joy in life than the simple act of laughing with a friend. Except laughing at him. That rocks. From friends expanding each other's vocabulary with words like "shmulky shlumperdik," to true friendships lasting a lifetime (like chronic back pain), Pastis emphasizes that friends can sure be good for a laugh.



Pearls Hogs the Road

Pearls Hogs the Road Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 9781449487317
Release 2017-04-25
Pages 264
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The Pearls gang returns with characteristically misanthropic humor (but with more leather): no self-aggrandizing is too flagrant for Rat, no subject is too erudite for Goat, and no sensory input is too basic for Pig. All topics are fair game for Stephan Pastis and his brass-knuckle punch lines. Comic strip censors, apathetic baristas, and IRS employees are all strongly advised to laugh or get out of the way. Pearls Hogs the Road also features three comic strips illustrated by the legendary Bill Watterson of Calvin and Hobbes, who ended a 19-year hiatus from the comics page to collaborate with Pastis.



Macho Macho Animals

Macho Macho Animals Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 0740773690
Release 2008-09-01
Pages 128
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE is the hilarious comic strip tale of two friends; arrogant, egotistical Rat who thinks he knows it all and slow witted Pig who is painfully naive. Together with Zebra the activist, Goat, the reluctant brain and the carnivorous Crocs it offers pointed commentary on humanitys pitiable plight.



Da Crockydile Book O Frendsheep

Da Crockydile Book O  Frendsheep Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 9780740776274
Release 2008-09-01
Pages 88
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As the first gift book based on the "Pearls Before Swine" comic strip, this "book of frendsheep" conveys the unusual brand of camaraderie shared by the not-really-so-cold-blooded crocs. Illustrations.



Pearls Gets Sacrificed

Pearls Gets Sacrificed Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 9781449476328
Release 2015-09-22
Pages 248
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True to Pearls Before Swine tradition, the latest cartoon collection brims with Stephan Pastis’s cynical humor, sharp wit, and clever commentary. Always together—and sometimes with their fellow funny-page characters—the regular Pearls clan weighs in on everything from modern technology to current events to human nature. All the members of the skewed gang are here as Zebra engages in a never-ending war of neighborly hate with the Crocs. As always, Goat offers a voice of reason amid the ongoing chaos that Pastis creates, either from behind the pen or as a character within the strip itself. Pastis’s latest collection is sure to add to the funny-page phenomenon, giving Pearls fans more of what they know and love: satirical logic and hilarious wit. Includes all cartoons from the collections Breaking Stephan and King of the Comics.



Sgt Piggy s Lonely Hearts Club Comic

Sgt  Piggy s Lonely Hearts Club Comic Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 0740748076
Release 2004-09-01
Pages 256
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Follows the escapades of self-centered Rat and kindly (but dumb) Pig and their pals---includes commentary from the author.



Pearls Sells Out

Pearls Sells Out Author Pastis, Stephan
ISBN-10 9780740798641
Release 2010-04-13
Pages 264
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Stephan Pastis has done it again with Pearls Sells Out: A Pearls Before Swine Treasury. This edgy comic is the perfect collection of insight and observation on humanity's pitiful plight as seen by an arrogant rat, a half-wit pig, and their insane entourage. Pearls Sells Out gives fans their much-needed dose of humor, wit and biting sarcasm. The book also features thoughts and sly comments from Pastis about the strips in running commentary throughout the book. There's an artful, edgy rebellion being waged in the funny pages, and one of its brightest revolutionaries is Stephan Pastis. --Fort Worth Star-Telegram The cartoon Pearls Before Swine is written by a psychopath. --reader complaint, Wichita Eagle



Pearls Freaks the Out

Pearls Freaks the      Out Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 9781449423025
Release 2012-10-16
Pages 263
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A collection of "Pearls Before Swine" daily and Sunday strips follows the Rat, Zebra, Pig, and the rest of the gang as they offer their opinions on topics ranging from modern technology to the nature of humans and crocodiles.



Pearls Falls Fast

Pearls Falls Fast Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 1449446590
Release 2014-03-11
Pages 255
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A collection of strips mocks the shortcomings of human nature with an endless string of outlandish puns and follows the antics of egotistical Rat, clueless Pig, intellectual Goat, and letter-writing optimist Zebra.



Lions and Tigers and Crocs Oh My

Lions and Tigers and Crocs  Oh My Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 9780740761553
Release 2006-09-01
Pages 264
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Follows the escapades of self-centered Rat and kindly (but dumb) Pig and their pals, with commentary from the author.



Mistakes Were Made

Mistakes Were Made Author
ISBN-10 9780763660505
Release 2013
Pages 294
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Resolving to earn so much money that his mother will no longer stress out over the bills, 11-year-old Timmy Failure launches a detective business with a lazy polar bear partner named Total but finds their enterprise—Total Failure, Inc.—challenged by a college-bound spy and a four-foot-tall girl whom Timmy refuses to acknowledge.



Midnight Pearls

Midnight Pearls Author Debbie Viguié
ISBN-10 1439104514
Release 2008-06-17
Pages 208
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Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Aster a strange thing happened. They say the prince married a girl who was not what she appeared and that another girl who saved the kingdom vanished without a trace. Some said it was witchcraft. Some said it was only a legend. For those who knew the truth, it was magic.... Rescued from the sea at an early age, Pearl grew up within sight of the water...and the castle. With her pale skin and silvery hair, she was an outcast in the village. Her only friend was a boy she met on the beach -- a young prince named James, who understood Pearl's desire just to be like everyone else. Their friendship is viewed from afar by many: a disdainful king, Pearl's worried foster parents, a jealous young mermaid, a lovestruck merman, and the powerful sea witch. Now a storm brews in the kingdom, with a tidal force that could keep Pearl and James apart.



Pearls Before Swine

Pearls Before Swine Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 0740734377
Release 2003-03-02
Pages 128
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"Pearls Before Swine" is the hilarious new comic strip tale of two friends--an arrogant Rat who knows it all, and a slow-witted Pig who doesn't know any better. Together they offer caustic commentary on humanity's quest for the unattainable. Illustrations.



Mistakes Were Made

Mistakes Were Made Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 1406347876
Release 2014-06
Pages 294
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Meet Timmy Failure, founder of the 'best' detective agency in town - Total Failure, Inc. Timmy may only be 11, but with the help of his polar bear, Total, he already has plans for world domination. Plans that will make his mother rich and unpaid bills a thing of the past. And plans that will defeat Corrina Corrina, 'The One Whose Name Shall Not Be Uttered'. But she's not going away.



Butt Naked Baby Blues

Butt Naked Baby Blues Author Rick Kirkman
ISBN-10 9780740718526
Release 2001-08-24
Pages 256
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Collects comic strips portraying the joys and trials of Wanda and Darryl as they raise their two children, Zoe and Hammie.