Pearls Hogs the Road

Pearls Hogs the Road Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 9781449487317
Release 2017-04-25
Pages 264
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The Pearls gang returns with characteristically misanthropic humor (but with more leather): no self-aggrandizing is too flagrant for Rat, no subject is too erudite for Goat, and no sensory input is too basic for Pig. All topics are fair game for Stephan Pastis and his brass-knuckle punch lines. Comic strip censors, apathetic baristas, and IRS employees are all strongly advised to laugh or get out of the way. Pearls Hogs the Road also features three comic strips illustrated by the legendary Bill Watterson of Calvin and Hobbes, who ended a 19-year hiatus from the comics page to collaborate with Pastis.



Pearls Before Swine

Pearls Before Swine Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 0740734377
Release 2003-03-02
Pages 128
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"Pearls Before Swine" is the hilarious new comic strip tale of two friends--an arrogant Rat who knows it all, and a slow-witted Pig who doesn't know any better. Together they offer caustic commentary on humanity's quest for the unattainable. Illustrations.



Nighthogs

Nighthogs Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 9780740750090
Release 2005-03-01
Pages 128
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Rat, Pig, Zebra, and Goat return, complete with their memorable personal problems, in the third collection of the award-winning comic strip that offers a hilarious look at the bizarre and unpredictable lives of a particularly surprising group of animals. Original.



Pearls Freaks the Out

Pearls Freaks the      Out Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 9781449423025
Release 2012-10-16
Pages 263
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A collection of "Pearls Before Swine" daily and Sunday strips follows the Rat, Zebra, Pig, and the rest of the gang as they offer their opinions on topics ranging from modern technology to the nature of humans and crocodiles.



Pearls Gets Sacrificed

Pearls Gets Sacrificed Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 9781449476328
Release 2015-09-22
Pages 248
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True to Pearls Before Swine tradition, the latest cartoon collection brims with Stephan Pastis’s cynical humor, sharp wit, and clever commentary. Always together—and sometimes with their fellow funny-page characters—the regular Pearls clan weighs in on everything from modern technology to current events to human nature. All the members of the skewed gang are here as Zebra engages in a never-ending war of neighborly hate with the Crocs. As always, Goat offers a voice of reason amid the ongoing chaos that Pastis creates, either from behind the pen or as a character within the strip itself. Pastis’s latest collection is sure to add to the funny-page phenomenon, giving Pearls fans more of what they know and love: satirical logic and hilarious wit. Includes all cartoons from the collections Breaking Stephan and King of the Comics.



When Pigs Fly

When Pigs Fly Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 9780740797378
Release 2010-09-07
Pages 144
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A latest collection of the comic strip Pearls Before Swine features the hilarious, edgy exploits of such beloved characters as Rat, Pig, Zebra, Guard Duck, the Crocs, Goat and more. By the National Cartoonists Society Best Comic Strip of the Year-winning author of 50,000,000 Pearls Fans Can't Be Wrong. Original.



Pearls Falls Fast

Pearls Falls Fast Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 1449446590
Release 2014-03-11
Pages 255
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A collection of strips mocks the shortcomings of human nature with an endless string of outlandish puns and follows the antics of egotistical Rat, clueless Pig, intellectual Goat, and letter-writing optimist Zebra.



Beginning Pearls

Beginning Pearls Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 9781449423032
Release 2013-07-09
Pages 224
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A collection of strips mocks the shortcomings of human nature with an endless string of outlandish puns and follows the antics of egotistical Rat, clueless Pig, intellectual Goat, and letter-writing optimist Zebra.



Larry in Wonderland

Larry in Wonderland Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 9781449408176
Release 2011-10-04
Pages 128
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Follows the escapades of self-centered Rat and kindly (but dumb) Pig and their pals, with commentary from the author.



Pearls Blows Up

Pearls Blows Up Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 9781449401061
Release 2011-03-01
Pages 256
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Follows the escapades of self-centered Rat and kindly (but dumb) Pig and their pals, with commentary from the author.



Suit Your Selfie

Suit Your Selfie Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 1449483755
Release 2017-07-18
Pages 176
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Gather 'round the smartphone, kids! Stephan and the Pearls gang are back with a whole album's-worth of jokes, jabs, and cringe-worthy puns. Even Rat cracks a smile in this fifth Pearls Before Swine collection tailored for middle-grade readers. Witty, wacky, and occasionally wise, Suit Your Selfie is more kid-friendly fun from the New York Times best-selling author of Timmy Failure.



The Pearl

The Pearl Author John Steinbeck
ISBN-10 9780141962832
Release 2011-03-03
Pages 128
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Kino is a desperately poor Mexican-pearl diver. But when he finds 'The Pearl of the World' he believes that his life will be magically transformed. Obsessed by his dreams, Kino is blind to the greed, fear and even violence the pearl arouses in his neighbours - and himself. A haunting and timeless tale of wealth and the evil it can bring.



The Pigman

The Pigman Author Paul Zindel
ISBN-10 9781935169024
Release 2011-05-14
Pages 168
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One of the best-selling young adult books of all time, written by Pulitzer Prize-winning author Paul Zindel. John Conlan is nicknamed “The Bathroom Bomber” after setting off firecrackers in the boys’ bathroom 23 times without ever getting caught. John and his best friend, Lorraine, can never please their parents, and school is a chore. To pass the time, they play pranks on unsuspecting people and it's during one of these pranks that they meet the “Pigman.” In spite of themselves, John and Lorraine soon get caught up in Mr. Pignati’s zest for life. In fact, they become so involved that they begin to destroy the only corner of the world that has ever mattered to them. Can they stop before it’s too late?'



WuMo Something Is Wrong

WuMo  Something Is Wrong Author Mikael Wulff
ISBN-10 9781449471439
Release 2015-06-23
Pages 148
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The cartoon WuMo celebrates life's absurdity and bittersweet ironies, holding up a funhouse mirror to our modern world and those who live in it. Thanks to its delightful artwork and irreverent humor, this hilarious comic by writer Mikael Wulff and illustrator Anders Morgenthaler has grown from an underground sensation to one of the biggest and most popular strips in Europe.WuMo's inventiveness is reminiscent of their countryman Hans Christian Andersen--if Andersen's fairy tales had been populated by sadistic pandas, disgruntled office workers, crazy beavers, Albert Einstein, Snoop Dogg, and Darth Vader. Named WuMo, after the Danish duo’s last names, it appears in the largest papers in northern Europe, including Germany’s Die Welt, Denmark’s Politiken, and Norway’s Dagbladet.



Dark Water

Dark Water Author Laura McNeal
ISBN-10 9780375897207
Release 2010-09-14
Pages 304
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A National Book Award Finalist A Kirkus Reviews Best Books for Teens Fifteen-year-old Pearl DeWitt lives in Fallbrook, California, where it's sunny 340 days of the year, and where her uncle owns a grove of 900 avocado trees. Uncle Hoyt hires migrant workers regularly, but Pearl doesn't pay much attention to them...until Amiel. From the moment she sees him, Pearl is drawn to this boy who keeps to himself, fears being caught by la migra, and is mysteriously unable to talk. Then the wildfires strike. From the Hardcover edition.



Breaking Stephan

Breaking Stephan Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 1449458300
Release 2014-11-04
Pages 127
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The addictive humor, snarky cast, and calculated wit of Pearls Before Swine returns in its most recent collection, Breaking Stephan, cracking wise on the hit crime drama Breaking Bad. The familiar gang of characters cook up hilarity with their banter on current events, bicyclists, and the strip's creator, Stephen Pastis. Some of the action this time around features Rat in his very own movie, driven by the brilliant plot of "Rat kicks Pig," and Croc's pursuit of a job with the one weapon in his skillset: drinking. Pastis's Breaking Stephan is sure to entertain with its perfect chemistry of commentary, satirical logic, and dark wit.



Pearls Sells Out

Pearls Sells Out Author Pastis, Stephan
ISBN-10 9780740798641
Release 2010-04-13
Pages 264
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Stephan Pastis has done it again with Pearls Sells Out: A Pearls Before Swine Treasury. This edgy comic is the perfect collection of insight and observation on humanity's pitiful plight as seen by an arrogant rat, a half-wit pig, and their insane entourage. Pearls Sells Out gives fans their much-needed dose of humor, wit and biting sarcasm. The book also features thoughts and sly comments from Pastis about the strips in running commentary throughout the book. There's an artful, edgy rebellion being waged in the funny pages, and one of its brightest revolutionaries is Stephan Pastis. --Fort Worth Star-Telegram The cartoon Pearls Before Swine is written by a psychopath. --reader complaint, Wichita Eagle